Caption CERN Contest Week 5

Week 4: 3/3/2015 - 9pm PDT 3/10/2015

Another week, another chance to win a T-Shirt by captioning a CERN image!

Even CERN scientists have to stop and show off their facilities to guests sometimes. Is that what is going on here? You be the judge!

Add your humorous caption as a comment to this project log. Make sure you're commenting on this project log, not on the project itself.

As always, if you actually have information about the image or the people in it, let CERN know on the original image discussion page.

Good Luck!

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/04/2015 at 16:35

Shh....Did you hear that, I just farted.

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/04/2015 at 16:34

You are getting verry sleepy, on a count of three, you will sign the check. One... Two...

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/04/2015 at 16:33

Now all we need is some cool LEDs!

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/04/2015 at 16:23

-What does this button do?

-Would you like to EXPLODE?

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/04/2015 at 16:22

To make coffee, press this button, not that one. Whatever you do, DO NOT press the button

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Teddy wrote 03/04/2015 at 13:58

...And with this douchebag is my daughter going out?!...

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Lorin Briand wrote 03/04/2015 at 13:17

Guy #1 "Pay close attention: If anything goes wrong, press this BIG RED BUTTON. Then count to ten."
Guy #2" What does it do?"

Guy #1 "Absolutely nothing... it just gives you something to do while you're dying a horrible, painful death."

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Erik Ratcliffe wrote 03/04/2015 at 13:08

"Watch my finger...now, you are getting very sleepy...fund this project...sleeeeepy..."

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Erik Ratcliffe wrote 03/04/2015 at 13:02

"Let's see...which button should this mannequin push?"

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Klaus wrote 03/04/2015 at 12:36

"... Does is look sophisticated enough? If not, we'll add some more switches."

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Flake wrote 03/04/2015 at 12:33

Please, listen to the sound of ions traveling inside bubble chambers.

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Norbert Henz wrote 03/04/2015 at 11:56

Really, I've never understood it

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robin_is_goed wrote 03/04/2015 at 08:39

Buttons and wires make people smile or frown

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johnowhitaker wrote 03/04/2015 at 08:21

'Any moment now...' An elderly visitor waits sceptically for the 'funny tingling' experienced by anyone within 3m of the machine as it runs a specific program.

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klaus.camilleri wrote 03/04/2015 at 07:48

"I bet this will be the smallest computer we will ever build"

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chris wrote 03/04/2015 at 07:16

"...so once we capture this flag we win and ATLAS have to buy the next round."

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Mitchell Wong Ho wrote 03/04/2015 at 06:27

...it'll even make coffee.

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solutions4circuits wrote 03/04/2015 at 06:24

...and some futurist idiot, named Moore, claims all this will someday fit into a postage-stamp-sized sliver of melted sand. Stupid Americans!

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Inderpreet Singh wrote 03/04/2015 at 05:50

Do you have any clue where the ON switch is? We forgot to label anything...

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