Caption CERN Contest Week 10

Week 10: 4/8/2015 - 9pm PDT 4/15/2015

There's something for everyone in this image from CERN's achieves. Gas bottles, chemicals, huge concrete blocks, high voltage wires, and a rather surprised looking scientist. What sort of experiment would require this sort of shielding? What is the photographer standing on? Most importantly, is that a keg of beer hiding under the table to the right?

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Eric Hertz wrote 04/10/2015 at 04:27

Thanks for the "keg" lead-in...

"The administration was hesitant to back his crazy idea for a walk-in kegerator, but what could they do? He had tenure. So, they agreed on the condition he piped up a tap in the staff-lounge. One late night, drunkenly realizing he was without a pot to piss in, he decided to use a bucket... after a bit more 'research' he came up with the ideal solution allowing him to both keep all the beer for himself and never be burdened with emptying the bucket."

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bryguy1231 wrote 04/10/2015 at 03:56

After hours of labyrinthian wandering, O'Shaunessy finally uncovered Dr. Forrester's isotope disposal site -- now the world would know the truth behind Green Beer!

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Pike wrote 04/10/2015 at 03:35

Memories from Dr Frankenstein's lab renovations.

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MECHANICUS wrote 04/10/2015 at 03:34

Oh HI, look at this instrument. don't notice the keg, don't notice the keg, don't notice the keg.

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Comedicles wrote 04/10/2015 at 03:17

Professor Lang, carefully working in total darkness, applied the light activated glue to the top of the new pion injector control when everyone's favorite joker set off the flashbulb.

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ajlitt wrote 04/10/2015 at 03:08

While Dr. Werner may not have been successful in finding evidence for the existence of the drunk quark, he did inadvertently invent the standing desk.

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pelrun wrote 04/10/2015 at 02:02

"No, I'm NOT a mad scientist! Why does everyone keep asking me that?"

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liberty wrote 04/10/2015 at 01:28

Milton attempts to take care of the cockroach problem found in the CERN basement.

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B0SC0 wrote 04/10/2015 at 01:25

"I am the danger"

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B0SC0 wrote 04/10/2015 at 01:23

'I'm not in the meth business. I'm in the empire business.'

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joe_pumpernickle wrote 04/10/2015 at 01:07

After many decades of hard work, Dr. Milton and his research was moved down into basement after he complained one too many times about his missing stapler.

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liberty wrote 04/10/2015 at 00:38

Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?

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tranced_1 wrote 04/09/2015 at 23:56

Dr. Davis is seen here prior to his ill-fated final attempt to build a Rube Goldberg style proton beam fingernail cutting machine. Two earlier attempts had some... miscalculations.

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jaden wrote 04/09/2015 at 23:52

In just 3 short years, and well under budget, Dr. Gibson discovers what women want

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nexus3d5 wrote 04/09/2015 at 23:26

Dr. Oliver's previous attempts at a shrink ray had failed until that one dreadful day Dr. White was in the lab...

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Stan wrote 04/09/2015 at 23:24

If you look in the bucket you will see I have successfully transmuted beer into a colorless liquid!

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Stan wrote 04/09/2015 at 23:21

In retrospect, hiding in the echo chamber to fart was never going to work.

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Rollyn01 wrote 04/09/2015 at 19:39

Caught red-handed, Joe later admitted to also being the office grinch as well as a kleptomanic.

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Rollyn01 wrote 04/09/2015 at 19:35

Pictured is a CERN scientist on the greatest quest that mankind has ever partaken; beer that never goes flat and has perfect head with every pour.

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Egar wrote 04/09/2015 at 19:08

"Johnson, try and take the picture from an angle in which you can't see the keg under the table. It's not very professional."

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