First I want to thank those who provided suggestions when I asked a while back. They were excellent and got me thinking. I have spent a little time every day since then thinking about it.

Not sure Quid Pro Crow (meant to mean "something for a crow") is much better than Nerdfeeder, but at least people won't think it's a feeder for socially awkward humans any more. They will probably just think that I am a socially awkward human with a corny sense of humor - and that would be much more accurate :)