The Problem

When I got my Framework Laptop 16, I loved it. All apart from one, tiny, miniscule thing:

Thinkpad	Dell	Framework

The problem was immediately, glaringly, obvious. I use those keys. All the time, especially when reading articles. Page Up and Page Down are well, if not my most used keys, then surely very often used. And now I have to use the Fn key, clumsily, to access them.

Why couldn't they have done this:

The spaces are right there, sitting empty, doing nothing! Why, Framework, why?!

The Dream

But wait. This is the hackers' laptop. The one where everything can be modified. The one where they want you to mod it. The one where all the firmware and specs and CAD models are published. Then, surely, surely, I can do this:

If those keyboard spacers can have grids of RGBleds on them, then they can have keys, right?