It is 9am on March 30th, meaning this needs to be done in a little more than one day. I guess that means I need to start writing, huh? At least the prototype is built.

Good news, though: 0201 resistors don't show up on non-microscopic cameras. I'll be taking this over to the photo light cube thing today to get some apple-like hero shots of the board. There's more to a write-up than that, though: here's a few benchmark images:

Are these even real benchmarks? No. Does it matter? No, people just look at pretty graphs. Protip: be sure to make the device under test a 'cool' color, preferably blue. Some company is paying you to write this review, and the majority of corporate logos are blue. Psychobabble follows.