Caption CERN Contest Week 2

Week 1: 2/10/2015 - 9pm PDT 2/17/2015

What do we have here? Some sort of high pressure or high vacuum chamber with all sorts of ports and wires. Motors, pumps, and a scientist who understandably looks rather proud of her creation.

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alan wrote 02/12/2015 at 03:30

Aperture's GLaDOS on their first ever bring-your-daughter-to-work day.

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C. M. Herron wrote 02/12/2015 at 03:02

Tragically, Martha's plans for cold fusion where lost during a lab cleanout, but her innovative apron design minted her millions on Etsy.

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Rue Mohr wrote 02/12/2015 at 02:56

A Marval of modern science, as C Oswald successfully cooks a souffle using the Tevatron particle accelerator, scientists state that over the next 10 years this technology will be reduced in size and become an integral part of every american kitchen. Sceptics disagree.

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Josephowens wrote 02/12/2015 at 02:54

Peggy's cooking show never took off but she will always be remembered for her famous "here's one I made earlier" catchphrase.

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Pike wrote 02/12/2015 at 02:43

Just please don't ask me to turn it on.

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S2H69 wrote 02/12/2015 at 02:24

Just finished putting 'er together, and I only ended up with three extra screws!

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joesugar wrote 02/12/2015 at 02:01

And the winner of the 1945 Los Alamos High School science fair is....

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Galane wrote 02/12/2015 at 01:59

The first version of the Flux Capacitor was a little too large to fit into a DeLorean.

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milestogoh wrote 02/12/2015 at 01:59

Emily demonstrates the new improved sous-vide cooker in the CERN staff cafeteria kitchen.

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gregstephenson wrote 02/12/2015 at 01:29

Capable of producing a small cup of coffee every 35 minutes, at the bargain price of 2.5m euro, the uber-kajiggi-whatsit is set to revolutionize breakfast as we know it. Assistant not included.

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No_Hazmats wrote 02/12/2015 at 01:03

"Here's a nice pic of me and mom after a day in Geneva", said Sheila Armbruster, who just celebrated her 25th anniversary of being the first successful extra-utero baby born at CERN cloning labs.

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themacman33 wrote 02/12/2015 at 00:25

For the first time, the turboencabulator has been developed such that the issue of sinusoidal repleneration is resolved by the 6 decoupled hydrocoptic marzlevanes. It's not cheap, but I'm sure the government will buy it.

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RoboPandaPDX wrote 02/12/2015 at 00:16

The Patriots Ball inflation system. Guaranteed to inflate 1 of 12 balls accurately. It's all very complicated.

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RoboPandaPDX wrote 02/12/2015 at 00:14

Tech Betty, working on the pnuematic delivery system for cern. like the bank with all the tubes.

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RoboPandaPDX wrote 02/12/2015 at 00:12

Nurse Betty working on Optimus Primes hip replacement surgery.

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RoboPandaPDX wrote 02/12/2015 at 00:10

How come in Black and White everything looks more dangerous?

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RoboPandaPDX wrote 02/12/2015 at 00:05

So thats how the lunch lady at cern make julian fries!

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RoboPandaPDX wrote 02/12/2015 at 00:04

1.21 jigawatts!!!!!

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RoboPandaPDX wrote 02/12/2015 at 00:02

Rectal thermometers were so cumbersome back then.

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RoboPandaPDX wrote 02/12/2015 at 00:00

Button, Button, who's got the Button?

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