Caption CERN Contest Week 5

Week 4: 3/3/2015 - 9pm PDT 3/10/2015

Another week, another chance to win a T-Shirt by captioning a CERN image!

Even CERN scientists have to stop and show off their facilities to guests sometimes. Is that what is going on here? You be the judge!

Add your humorous caption as a comment to this project log. Make sure you're commenting on this project log, not on the project itself.

As always, if you actually have information about the image or the people in it, let CERN know on the original image discussion page.

Good Luck!

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mann.larry wrote 03/11/2015 at 13:08

All this is run by one Raspberry Pi.....

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Kemal Ficici wrote 03/11/2015 at 03:54

carl: shh shh.. do you hear that? thats the sound of forgiveness..

paul: thats the sound of people drowning carl.
carl: thats what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence.

(Paul continues to worry more about the people banging on the metal walls untill he hears the gurgling and then silence.)

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EncoreTech wrote 03/11/2015 at 00:20

..and if you listen carefully you can HEAR the numbers crunching!

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Lou wrote 03/09/2015 at 23:05

...and this little box on the table contains the magic smoke. Until we figure out where to plug it in, we can't do a damn thing.

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Lou wrote 03/09/2015 at 22:21

Wait for it, Wait for it.....DING....Your coffee is ready!

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Christopher Kratz wrote 03/08/2015 at 03:50

And this machine here is the office's new secretary.

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bonpas4 wrote 03/07/2015 at 08:36

Hey Barnie, do you see that green light just over there ? Tetris is just loaded !

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DainBramage wrote 03/06/2015 at 16:46

"And this is what we use to impress visiting dignitaries and convince them that we need more funding. Behind this wall one of my assistants is flipping switches randomly to create the impression that this thing actually performs a useful function!"

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THX1082 wrote 03/06/2015 at 15:38

Step 1: Build Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

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iGi wrote 03/06/2015 at 00:49

"This is a machine that will finally make you proud of me. Right Dad? ... Dad? "

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Tim wrote 03/05/2015 at 23:41

"We've miniaturized the mainframe - only 21,480 tubes!"

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Tim wrote 03/05/2015 at 23:41

"This is called a computer. It computes things."

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Tim wrote 03/05/2015 at 23:40

"Hear that? There it is again!"

Mr. Banks questioning Mr. Godfried about the faint cries for help coming from within the computer banks.

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Hoa wrote 03/05/2015 at 23:17

If I place my finger right.....here. The receptions great! 10000 channels at my fingertips.

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Hoa wrote 03/05/2015 at 22:55

"Boss look up I think we've created sentient dust bunnies."

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Jarrett wrote 03/05/2015 at 22:25

Disco night in the bunker

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Steel_9 wrote 03/05/2015 at 20:42

AAH, I see you like the Computer Panel covering. This one was awarded the 1964 Most Technical award in Super Villains Monthly.

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Steel_9 wrote 03/05/2015 at 02:11

Whatever you do, don't pull this finger!

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dosuserx ross wrote 03/04/2015 at 21:01

That's correct, Prime Minister, these cases are all filled with electricity.

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Tim wrote 03/04/2015 at 20:41

"Do you hear that whirring sound? That's the sound of 38,000 little hamsters 'crunching the numbers'."

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