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Caption CERN Contest Week 18

A contest log for Caption CERN Contest

Caption CERN, win a prize!

adam-fabioAdam Fabio 06/04/2015 at 05:0461 Comments

Week 18: 6/3/2015 - 9pm PDT 6/10/2015

CERN is no stranger to innovative display systems. It should be no surprise, considering CERN staff are trying to work with massive amounts of data collected by thousands of scientists. Here we see one of those systems, a projection table of some sort.

Today video projectors are relatively cheap and easy to make, thanks to advances in LCD and MEMS technology. Back when this image was shot in 1979 though, video projectors were expensive and rare commodities. What was this scientist doing?

You tell us!

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Add your humorous caption as a comment to this project log. Make sure you're commenting on this contest log, not on the contest itself.

As always, if you actually have information about the image or the people in it, let CERN know on the original image discussion page.

Good Luck!

Discussions

alj5432 wrote 06/06/2015 at 15:01 point

Dr. Judy contemplates her hasty decision to become a Nuclear Physicist
and just toss aside her real dream to be a Las Vegas Blackjack dealer.

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Norse wrote 06/05/2015 at 23:51 point

"Oh no!," thought Carol. "They didn't teach us how to hack this in Battle School; I'm buggered!"

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Hugh Darrow wrote 06/05/2015 at 23:13 point

Robotic voice, "Death star approaching, and will be in range in 2 hours." Woman, "What are we to do?" Make another Star Wars movie!

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solutions4circuits wrote 06/05/2015 at 19:41 point

Before they became International, BM's model 6 computer's digitizer tablet required an operator's chest measurements on the order form

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K.C. Lee wrote 06/05/2015 at 19:38 point

Due to a funding cut, they sand down and repainted the target from the weapon range and made it into a table.   It is a constant reminder about projects that fails to perform.

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m wrote 06/05/2015 at 18:55 point

Ironically, the early prototype design work of CERN's Stargate Program was later lost in the resulting wormhole.

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staticdet5 wrote 06/05/2015 at 18:18 point

"The Deathstar will be in range in 5 minutes"

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Joshua wrote 06/05/2015 at 18:11 point

CERN, the only place you can watch Netflix on the same table that you eat lunch and plot global domination. Muwahahaha!

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orange wrote 06/05/2015 at 16:58 point

It was after spending countless work hours when they realized they needed a bigger table.

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haxtormoogle wrote 06/05/2015 at 16:45 point

They take Kerbal Space Program very serious at CERN. Here you can see the first interactive real time orbital view display.

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Rémy B wrote 06/05/2015 at 16:10 point

CERN discovery: after messing up with crops, alien now draw on lunch tables.

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Dan Fruzzetti wrote 06/05/2015 at 15:01 point

An early prototype of Surface required two operators (hidden behind the curtain)

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benguru wrote 06/05/2015 at 14:07 point

Hmm, Seems like I can't get Google Intergalactic Map running on this damned iSurface.

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Cody wrote 06/05/2015 at 13:40 point

Much to Professor Leia's dismay, the Death Star will be in range in 30 minutes

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colebeit wrote 06/05/2015 at 13:36 point

This IPhone 50b is great!

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Robert Ross wrote 06/05/2015 at 13:15 point

A CERN employee is busy tweaking their next-gen ping pong table, complete with ball tracking and 6 new game modes!

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psmay wrote 06/05/2015 at 13:10 point

Find all the mutants. All of them. Find them. Find all the mutants. Everywhere. Each one. All of them. Concentrate. Concentrate harder.

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sbi.gaijin wrote 06/05/2015 at 11:53 point

Petra wondered what Ender was doing right now  ...and whether he needed spectacles to do it, too.

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dieter wrote 06/05/2015 at 09:11 point

How many times do I have tell these guys to use coasters when partying in here?! These rings are never coming out!

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K.C. Lee wrote 06/05/2015 at 05:15 point

What's that new planet doing on the Star map?   Oh it was just the grease stain from this morning's muffin reflecting the lights.

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