Nothing

Absolutely nothing.

There is not a thing I can come up with to dignify or even take the piss out of our corrupt and incompetent social care systems. There's little more I can add about our political systems too, they are a pile of total and utter shit.

Fat, worthless, negligent and downright illegal.

West Sussex County Council

Spent 5 years attempting to institutionalise my daughter repeatedly using its social care arm to execute a planned intervention aimed at separating a vulnerable person from her advocate and carer because

Arun District Council

Made a mistake 20 years ago with her carer benefits leading to a £14,000 rent overpayment that they do not wish to reimburse. That's because they then sent in Social Services five years ago with a smear campaign - Accusations of drugs, alcohol, physical, mental and sexual abuse, criminal mental instability, neglect and fraud from a blind social worker from 

Social Services Adult Disability

Complete with guide dog and handler, who came to my home and told me that despite having zero ability to communicate with Bea, she'd established that she wanted to be institutionalised, overruling me as her advocate and cutting me off from all the resources needed to care for her. She was dragged kicking and screaming with all her belongings to a series of

Care Homes

Where she was neglected to the point where all her clothes were lost/stolen and replaced with a jumble-sale. Including by now 6 x £25 of [yeah thats expensive] bra's carefully chosen to fit and support her, without underwires. That resulted in her being given an underwired one several sizes too small that cut her, and then broke so the underwire pierced her breast and caused an infection severe enough to warrant medical attention. This episode was covered up by Social Services and I only found out because

The NHS

Called on me at my home to treat her, when she was in fact being held illegally in care - hence the medical services being called to her home, where she was officially resident. I cant really find fault with the NHS / Mental Healh services, they have been supportive even though they cannot do a thing.

They cannot treat me - there is nothing wrong with me - and they cannot counsel me for the trauma caused by all this until it is over; I have presented myself to a psychiatrist on numerous occasions, and each time been thrown unceremoniously back out of their offices because I'm genuinely a multiple genius with a historic IQ and skills rivalling that even of DaVinci himself.

My last instruction from a doctor [the only authority I actually respect enough to defer to] was to get my daughter out of care and take over the world with my robots. Which I did, thanks to

Hackaday

Who literally saved my life having become suicidal during the first three years of my enslavement at the hands of the State. Supported by the combined intelligence and honour of some of the smartest people on our planet, rewarded for my efforts with prestigious awards and accolades, copied by some of our most powerful technologists, and handed a reputation for excellence that backs up a 20-year exemplary care history marred only by a corruptive authority who after all that could only be relied on to change the law so they could not be punished for their sins, and then finally completely revoke their remit to provide dispensation under those laws, blatantly trampling both human and disabiities rights in the process. Finally they rescinded our right to accommodation and transferred us to a

Private Housing Agency

Who promptly installed us both in a brand-new built estate isolated in the countryside with no access - the road is unpaved and filled with dangerous traffic including building works as it is still being built around us. Mud, noisy and dangerous vehicles, irate homeowners unhappy with paying a third of a million for a house that borders a social housing estate, with no playpark. Its not a place for children, let alone disabled people.

Within weeks I was threatened with eviction by the agency for non-payment of rent after Arun District Council again denied owing me money and instead tried to force me to continue paying the shortfall in rent that led to them owing me so much in the first place. Social Services then intervened and admitted that they had been engaged by the local councils to cover up this illegal mess by getting rid of me and taking Bea into care. However, as they had failed and now were working to cover this up, they stepped in and prevented the eviction, confirming to the agent that an eviction would precipitate vastly damaging legal action against the whole of Local Authority.

Leading to today, where I have a report from the Police that the 'Gentleman' who has been covertly filming and photographing me and my neighbours had been engaged by none other than the housing agency presumably under the instruction of Social Services, to gather enough evidence of 'antisocial behaviour' in order to kick me and my neighbours out now they have sided with me over the quality of our housing provision. [Quality it is not...]

Unfortunately for them, anti-stalking legislation is now in force thanks to our government's ridiculous policies and archaic laws that dont keep up with the times. With the advent of Farcebook, of Drones, etc, we now have laws that prevent individuals from taking footage of each other and posting it on Social Media without their express permission, punishable by heavy fines.

To whit, its now illegal to spy on someone as the housing agency have done, so

The Police

Are now preparing to investigate the housing agency and social services, and are supporting me to regain my right to work and earn a living, reacquire the capital stolen by the District Council and continue to ensure Bea's wellbeing as I have always done without being enslaved to do so in poverty.

They do this after apologising profusely to me for disturbing my work and peace, having established that I am not the threat my government seems to think I am.

I AM still a threat of course. The legal ramifications of what Local Authority has been caught red-handed doing this time, publicly, and to a historic individual as well, are extensive. Leading to hundreds of thousands of pounds compensation for rights abuses causing loss and trauma, for slander and libel, for fraud, for discrimination, and for systemic and complicit corruption.