Caption CERN Contest Week 2

Week 1: 2/10/2015 - 9pm PDT 2/17/2015

What do we have here? Some sort of high pressure or high vacuum chamber with all sorts of ports and wires. Motors, pumps, and a scientist who understandably looks rather proud of her creation.

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Discussions

michelle wrote 02/12/2015 at 18:15

A former executive director of Multi-dimensional R&D stands beside an early version of the CS81297 delivery portal. Originally developed by Cyberdyne Systems, this system was designed to deliver supplies to troops across dimensions.

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pierrep wrote 02/12/2015 at 18:13

Woww that sure is one fancy and high-tech booze maker !

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Gonzalo Rodríguez Prieto wrote 02/12/2015 at 18:09

And when they ask me why I do science instead of house work, I just show that and say: "Because..."

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Chris Montgomery wrote 02/12/2015 at 16:47

"...and this device is used to get the cream in the Twinkie."

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RoboMonkey wrote 02/12/2015 at 16:00

"....and our final torture device is this baby...we don't know what it does, we just call it 'Mr. Thingy'"

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malcolm wrote 02/12/2015 at 15:18

Maisy felt a little unsure seeing the in-vitro injection system for the first time

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TheHackerWorkshop wrote 02/12/2015 at 14:50

Ophidiologists perfect the Iron Lung for snakes, averting disaster from the Reptilian Polio Virus..

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Robert Ross wrote 02/12/2015 at 14:48

"While still confused how to wear a lab coat, Sallie is standing by her creation of the first functional hyper-drive.

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Oddball wrote 02/12/2015 at 14:24

"Aah! I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account."

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Tim wrote 02/12/2015 at 13:43

"The scientist's easy bake oven. "

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Beaten Together wrote 02/12/2015 at 13:40

Section 8.12 of the SOP refers to a FMEA document that states that it is a high risk scenario if command "shutter.open" is not issued before "deathray.fire"

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