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Caption CERN Contest Week 3

A contest log for Caption CERN Contest

Caption CERN, win a prize!

adam-fabioAdam Fabio 02/18/2015 at 05:3031 Comments

Week 3: 2/17/2015 - 9pm PDT 2/24/2015

Link to the original CERN image.

Behind all that gleaming stainless steel high energy physics equipment were rooms full of controls, computers, and data acquisition equipment. This scientist looks a bit perplexed as he examines a display. What do you think is going on here?

For all you Retrocomputing fans out there, who can name some of the classic 'iron' in this shot?

Add your humorous caption as a comment to this project log. Make sure you're commenting on this project log, not on the project itself.

As always, if you actually have information about the image or the people in it, let CERN know on the original image discussion page.

Good Luck!

Discussions

EncoreTech wrote 02/25/2015 at 00:37 point

The "HAL 9000" toy from 1968:  Another marketing failure due to price and shipping constraints.

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EncoreTech wrote 02/25/2015 at 00:16 point

- You call that a radar screen?!

" No sir, we call it Mr Coffee. ...*BEEP*....Care for some?"

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EncoreTech wrote 02/24/2015 at 23:15 point

Obamacare mainframe,  Washington,  D.C.   Photo courtesy of AP.

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EncoreTech wrote 02/24/2015 at 23:03 point

"Hmm... WHY is this thing counting down..??"

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EncoreTech wrote 02/24/2015 at 22:57 point

The first "giga-pet" circa 1965.  Photo courtesy of Bandai.

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glboyle wrote 02/24/2015 at 21:09 point

All this just to watch Porn???

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No_Hazmats wrote 02/24/2015 at 17:23 point

In this early experiment in Artificial Intelligence, Researcher John E. Cache asked the Turingesque question" Who Am I?".  After a long interval of clicking and whirring, the advanced thinking machine displayed the only answer it could: "ELVIS IS IN THE BUILDING!"

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DainBramage wrote 02/23/2015 at 02:57 point

The smell of burnt flesh hung heavily in the air as Tom reviewed the command sequence he had run through the institute's new talking computer. To his horror, he realized that he had misspelled "enunciate" as "evaporate", leaving an empty chair where Michael had been sitting moments before.

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coen wrote 02/22/2015 at 20:11 point
5 more minutes and I should have free cable!

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coen wrote 02/22/2015 at 20:11 point
5 more minutes and I should have free cable!

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coen wrote 02/22/2015 at 20:11 point
5 more minutes and I should have free cable!

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coen wrote 02/22/2015 at 20:11 point
5 more minutes and I should have free cable!

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RoboPandaPDX wrote 02/22/2015 at 00:24 point
I think i found the bug!

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RoboPandaPDX wrote 02/22/2015 at 00:24 point
Now its all together. How long to install windows?

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RoboPandaPDX wrote 02/22/2015 at 00:21 point
Awww, Skynet was so cute back then!

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RoboPandaPDX wrote 02/22/2015 at 00:19 point
and this machine tells me how much radiation i am being exposed to by these other machines.

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RoboPandaPDX wrote 02/22/2015 at 00:16 point
Well there's your problem right there!

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Jarrett wrote 02/20/2015 at 16:23 point

"Press any key to continue? Where's the any key?"

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jlbrian7 wrote 02/20/2015 at 04:23 point

http://cds.cern.ch/record/41130?ln=en

The British are just days away from discovering what makes the perfect cup of tea!

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THX1082 wrote 02/19/2015 at 00:04 point

Paul after being promoted to lead programmer. Unfortunately for Paul, his programming skills were inversely proportional to his fashion sense.

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