Drake-Feynman Alienometer

I have analyzed and graphed the collected data logs.  The data covers everything within a 300 electron-Watt radius of the device.

there were no aliens detected.

device correctly reads 0V when only humans are within the detector field.

12 spurving vanes: 6 real, 6 imaginary (not visible in the photos)

This is a fairly simple and straightforward implmentation of a Drake-Feynman Alien Detector. 

wikipedia has most of the details: 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation

After interference by the neighbor's cat, the herring needs to be replaced.

Going to try placing it within a sealed vessel below the panatronic fan this time

I found a surplus 17 pantagauss feynman spaculume on ebay. This should allow a detection range of nearly 237 Hertz-meters.