Trying to get 8-16kV of ESD through some passive components without burning them up. Ultimately to power an LED for a little longer than the static is present. Last ditch effort will be to scrap the LED and passives and wire up the contact points to a neon lamp. Wish me luck!
I included the schematic in with the images. It was the 2nd entry. If you wish to see how to build this project, there is also a video link on the main page. Ultimately, you only need a neon bulb and a business card sized PCB with exposed traces to get this working. Please message if you would like more details. Otherwise, enjoy the content linked throughout this page.
Umm, not likely to have enough current to generate visible light. You will probably need a small battery and high-impedance amplification for this to work.
I was fairly certain that this would not work. I still wanted to try! ;)