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pcfs have discovered a nature preserve in PA
07/14/2016 at 00:46 • 0 comments
Dark Pinkie Pi(e)
07/09/2016 at 02:55 • 1 comment
It's Confirmed: There's Nothing Wrong With Firefox
07/05/2016 at 07:33 • 0 comments

From @johnowhitaker:
4th of July Benchoff
07/03/2016 at 02:02 • 0 comments

"It ought to be solemnized with Pomp and Parade, with Shews, Games, Sports, Guns, Bells, Bonfires and Illuminations from one End of this Continent to the other from this Time forward forever more."
-John Adams to Abigail Adams, 3 July 1776
Here you go. Fuck this shit up
06/28/2016 at 10:53 • 0 comments

From @rawe:
From @jlbrian7:
How real programmers do it.
06/10/2016 at 21:14 • 1 comment
Benchoff doesn't want you to get your hands on this secret. 100% guaranteed to get you laid.
06/09/2016 at 01:19 • 0 comments
¡ʇob noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ǝɯ ʍoɥs
06/02/2016 at 01:37 • 1 comment
Benchoff Bucks
05/25/2016 at 02:02 • 0 comments

@Terry Daniels caught a Benchoff Buck in the wild:
I hear Benchoff will exchange these for a 555 timer IC. This values a buck at about 0.59USD going by current market rates.
BM™
05/19/2016 at 03:47 • 0 comments

Edit: Benchoff is still raking in the big money: