Benchoffisms

Benchoff says:3

just got my CPU board 20 minutes ago

Sophi Kravitz says:

cool! what does the board do?

Benchoff says:3

blinks LEDs furiously

@zakqwy spotty Benchoff getting frustrated with WordPress.

Edit: More from the fan club:

Edit 2: Brian cracks down on the fan club's whereabouts:

Stay tuned for the riveting finale.

Edit 3:

Return of the fan club.

They're back!

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alpha_ninja got it: "A SITE DEDICATED TO HIS EXCELLENCY SIR B BENCHOFF"

Benchoff's response to "god, Benchoff changes his avatar as often as the CTO of uBeam updates her twitter":

Touche, Benchoff, touche!